Matt Hughes in the Latest from UK Naked Men

In my ongoing commitment to cover all eleven of Matt Hughes’ inches every time they come into public view, here’s the latest from my current favorite porn site, UK Naked Men.

| VISIT MATT (SITE LINK)

Supermen.com - “Now That’s a Cock!”

He looks a bit like Jim Carey crossed with a monkey, and he’s nameless as far as I can tell, but I couldn’t resist running the shots for the obvious reason.

| VISIT SUPERMEN.COM (PICTURES/SITE LINK)

Barrett and Johnny at My Brother’s Hot Friend

I’m sending around a collection plate to pay for Johnny’s recovery process.

| VISIT BARRETT AND JOHNNY (PICTURES/SITE LINK)

Jessie Clinton’s Third Solo Outing at You Love Jack

Jessie Clinton just did a new video for You Love Jack, this time with his "Ice Jack" by Fleshlight. The video is hot.

| VISIT JESSIE (SITE LINK)

Andreas’ Huge, Nasty Cock

XtraInches says: "Wow, what a dick this amateur has — its long, slightly curved and huge! You’re going to enjoy this solo video of him wanking his 9.5 inches of hard meat on a leather lounger. Andres is tanned with a natural build, but you can’t go past that enormous cock."

| VISIT ANDREAS (VIDEO/SITE LINK)

Pop Boys Get Sloppy

I love Popboys updates because of the absolute unapologetic adoration they lavish on really big cock. Recent shoots from those guys have also featured some very strange European fashion statements. There’s one guy in particular: pasty white with a rat-tail that swings all the way down to his butt. Thankfully I’ve not seen him featured more than once.

This set is really gorgeous.

| VISIT POPBOYS (SITE LINK)

Igor Returns to Machofucker

You guys know I’d never normally run photos this crappy, but when we’re talking about anything coming from Machofucker, one takes what one can get, and when we’re talking about the fact that Igor (who made it as my Number Eight in the Top Ten Huge Dicks of Gay Porn) is making a reappearance after some period away from the site — that he’s back to his notoriously merciless and distastefully painful butt invasions — there’s just no chance that I’m not going to cover it, even if the photos aren’t up to snuff.

Photo quality isn’t exactly the point of Machofucker in the first place. Its mostly about the forcible reconfiguration of the human male’s large intestine… as is this blog, for that matter.

| VISIT IGOR (SITE LINK)

Cody Cummings, Cumming in the Kitchen

Cody is a favorite; I don’t know anyone who doesn’t ogle his perfect fuzzy body, confident smile, and fat, long dick. Lately he’s been getting some sloppy blow-jobs from some lucky boys on his site, but I’ve got another hot solo set for you at the moment. I’ll share some of the naughtier stuff down the road. All I really want to do right now is look at his cock some more.
| VISIT CODY (SITE LINK)

Jimmy’s 11-Inch Monster

I was browsing around Next Door Male last night looking for something dramatic. Looks like I found it.
| VISIT JIMMY (SITE LINK)

Mike Power’s Famous Beer Can

When people talk about Mike Power’s cock, they always fall back on the words “beer can” in their descriptions. I’ve run across three different promotions that employ the phrase, so luckily, I don’t have to, because I can just talk about how other people say it without having to take responsibility for anything more accurate. Maybe I’ll try anyway: can of spray paint, grandé latté, third leg, ummmm… Well. “Beer can” seems to work the best, but let’s be clear that we’re talking about a 40 here.

| CHECK OUT MIKE’S VIDEOS (TLA VIDEO)

The Visconti Triplets

The Visconti brothers claim to be gay porn’s first-ever triplets. Is it true? I admit that I can’t name any others off the top of my head. Given the special place in my heart for siblings who get it on together, I’m more than smitten with these boys, though truthfully, they’re a bit groomed for my taste. How killer would some stubble and body hair be on these guys! I’d love that.

Are they even actually triplets at all?

VISIT THE VISCONTI TRIPLETS (SITE LINK)

UK Naked Men: Neil Gets Head from a Guy for the First Time

I already ran a set of photos of monstrously endowed personal trainer, UK Naked Men’s Neil. In his interview before his solo, he mentioned that he’d been looking into getting with guys, but hadn’t tried it yet. Whether or not that representation is true can’t really matter. All I Know is that it’s definitely his first time on film, and at this rate, seeing him plow a butt can’t be too far off.

UK Naked Men sent me some shots of him getting a gorgeous blow-job from fellow-model Andy. You’ll like the gallery.

| VISIT NEIL & ANDY (SITE LINK)

Tucker’s Furry Butt

Who likes a furry butt? Me. Thanks, Chaosmen.

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Johnny T, Relaxing at Next Door Male

I ran a promo set of him last week from the work he did for You Love Jack, but any time the boy feels like flaunting his double-digit cock, I’ll hopefully be there to cover it in exhausting detail.

This set was sent to us by Next Door Male.

| VISIT JOHNNY T (GALLERY/SITE LINK)

Paulo at UK Naked Men

Paulo (a.k.a. “Leon” at Blake Mason) is lean, tall, and hung like… well, honestly words fail me. And if you know anything about me, you know how I adore the dirty sex faces.

VISIT PAULO (SITE LINK)