You Love Jack says: Charlie shot his video wearing nothing but a filthy white t-shirt and a smile. While his laundry skills might need work, he’s 100% fine being naked so who cares! That little uncut weiner at the start of the video grows into a ginormous 8" monster pretty damn quick as he shoves a couple fingers up his hipster butt hole.
You guys know I’d never normally run photos this crappy, but when we’re talking about anything coming from Machofucker, one takes what one can get, and when we’re talking about the fact that Igor (who made it as my Number Eight in the Top Ten Huge Dicks of Gay Porn) is making a reappearance after some period away from the site — that he’s back to his notoriously merciless and distastefully painful butt invasions — there’s just no chance that I’m not going to cover it, even if the photos aren’t up to snuff.
Photo quality isn’t exactly the point of Machofucker in the first place. Its mostly about the forcible reconfiguration of the human male’s large intestine… as is this blog, for that matter.
The Visconti brothers claim to be gay porn’s first-ever triplets. Is it true? I admit that I can’t name any others off the top of my head. Given the special place in my heart for siblings who get it on together, I’m more than smitten with these boys, though truthfully, they’re a bit groomed for my taste. How killer would some stubble and body hair be on these guys! I’d love that.
Danny, the new guy on Dirty Tony, is hung and sleazy in all the skeeviest ways that I adore, like a combination of Kevin Federline and Vanilla Ice, only assuredly well-hung beyond the probable resources of either of those two.
Their update text slopes around some kind of mention of him being a “viking.” I’m not sure what kind of viking fantasies you may have, but perhaps Danny is what you need.
Just honoring my promise to cover every last damn thing that Matt Hughes ever does for the entire rest of his porn career. This is from his video, Kyle B and Matt H - Going All The Way on BlakeMason.com.
Any time Harry Classic appears on any site or in any way naked for the rest of my life, hopefully I’ll be around to witness it. The guy is so gorgeous. He was just in my top-ten countdown of huge dicks, and now he’s featured again on U.K. Naked Men. I couldn’t ask for more. Except more.
Barrett Long is just about the only name I care about these days. I think it has to do with the combination of having a ridiculously huge cock and the fact that he’s actually horny and into the sex. He’s so insanely hot in that certain not-so-hot way that makes me want to bend over.
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