Malachi Marx at Randy Blue

Malachi Marx, the latest model at Randy Blue is more than adorable.

Chris, Trent & Xander on Randy Blue

As anyone will tell you, it’s all about Chris Rockway. There’s really no point, otherwise. I fucking adore that guy.

VISIT CHRIS, TRENT & XANDER (Especially Chris)

Love Song for Chris Rockway

I was looking at the new update from Randy Blue, and basically, I have a question — is it wrong to fixate on a particular model when you can tell that the photographer was also fixated on them? I mean, here’s a HOT three-way fuck video starring someone, someone else, and Chris Rockway. Hey could you guys move aside for a minute so I can look at more of Chris Rockway? So anyway, it turns out there’s this model called Chris Rockway. Did I mention that already ? Oh, sorry.

Let’s turn the subject back to Chris Rockway, God of Fuck. I found some more pictures of him, if you’re casually interested, like me. What were we talking about again? Sorry, I got distracted. By Chris Rockway.

Derek and James at Randy Blue

Randy Blue has done it again, and I guess my buddy Starrfucker was there to catch the action when Derek and James got all pretty and physical for the cameras in a fancy-schmancy sun-dappled courtyard. The shoot really stands out for it’s expert treatment and manipulation of these guy’s great skin under really difficult lighting conditions. But more than that, it’s just fucking hot. I particularly dig Derek for his here-and-gone resemblance to Edward Norton. It’s the tiny lips and high hair line, and that worried look. I guess.

Who can explain hotness anyway? Not me.

Reese and Xander at Randy Blue + Ben Andrews Tirade

I’ve been following Xander around Randy Blue like a little lost puppy these days. Some people say his look is too generic, but those people usually have giant asymmetrical heads with flaky ears and lumpy noses. I’m all for diversity, but there’s also something to be said for hunky perfection. We all know it. We just sometimes like to pretend that it’s not the way things are.

In unrelated news, Ben Andrews is fucking hot, and I like his nasal crackly voice and his new hairstyle, and also his dick that’s the size of a baguette, but could Lucas Entertainment please stop slathering him with two inches of opaque florescent orange foundation? Surely whatever they think needs hiding on him can’t be as awful as being day-glo. It’s probably some prior queen of the stage doing his make up, who believes that he’ll be ‘washed out’ when viewed from the audience.